And so its two thousand and nine
I hope and pray that here ends the decline
And everything turns out just fine
Meanwhile, here’s that annual list of mine
Heath Ledger will get the Oscar for The Dark Knight. (Yes, why so serious? So lets try to put a smile on your face)
Aamir Khan will be gifted a better mobile from Samsung, so that he doesnt have to write numbers on himself.
Pakistan will adopt Pratibha Patil and rename themselves Patilstan.
Petrol prices will go down so much that even discussing it would be considered crude.
Yahoo’s hunt for a CEO will become the most popular reality show in history, thereby changing their fortunes.
Navnirman Sena will be part of Chandrayaan 2 and be rechristened Moon Navnirman Sena
Election 2009 : Politicians :: Ice Age : Dinosaurs
Wall Street will be revived, thanks to Obama’s new campaign ‘Exchange We Need’
Yuvvraaj..Yaadein.. Subhash Ghai’s scripts with a Y.. hope he’ll refrain
Ekta Kapoor’s new show titled ‘Kkyunki Kkutte bhi Insaan hain’ starring Achutanandan will be a huge hit.
Abhishek Bachchan will be locked up inside Bigg Boss 3 and made to watch Drona everyday!!
RGV’s third edition of the Sarkaar trilogy after Sarkaar Raj will be titled Sarkar Taj, which has nothing to do with anything, he’ll insist..
until next time, same place, next year